The barbershop

[Fat Tone]

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."the guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only."The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
































"To your wife....."

[Jammrock]

Roflmao!

[ND66]

:d

[Claymonkey]

bwahahahahaha

[Kooldino]

Nice.

[ZokesPro]

Burn!

[schmosef]

I don't get it.

Actually, I get it. But why would he be laughing?

[Brian Ellis]

I don't get it.

Actually, I get it. But why would he be laughing?

I think you should spend a semester in England and have some training in humour.

[Gurm]

I think Schmosef is simply unfamiliar with the sort of "friend" that would find it amusing that some guy is f***ing your wife.

[schmosef]

I think Schmosef is simply unfamiliar with the sort of "friend" that would find it amusing that some guy is f***ing your wife.

with friends like those...