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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #1

    Funny of the day

    Saw this in another forum today Cracked me up!

    Originally Posted by trouble37
    My best friend wrote my girlfriend a note that i found in her purse, it said sorry for popping your cherry, what does that mean?????




    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #2
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      ROTFLMAO
      Last edited by Technoid; 12 June 2006, 12:12. Reason: The forum is messing with uppercapps again :rolleyes:
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        Burn!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661

          #5
          I sure hope that's a joke... on someone's part.
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • Helevitia
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 6628

            #6
            Originally posted by Jammrock
            I sure hope that's a joke... on someone's part.
            I don't think so since it was found in a guitar forum. Most people there are young.
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • Helevitia
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 6628

              #7
              Originally posted by ZokesPro
              Burn!
              Have you been watching That 70's Show?
              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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              • gt40
                This space for rent
                • Sep 1999
                • 3973

                #8
                Actually, it's a fairly common term, just ask my 11 yr old
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • lowlifecat
                  Super MURCer
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1226

                  #9
                  Originally posted by gt40
                  Actually, it's a fairly common term, just ask my 11 yr old
                  the 'cherry popping' or the 'burn'?
                  /meow
                  Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
                  Asus Striker ][
                  8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
                  Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

                  I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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                  • gt40
                    This space for rent
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 3973

                    #10
                    Dude, that's not even funny.
                    Ok, maybe it was.
                    *TWITCH*
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • Admiral
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 2000
                      • 3125

                      #11
                      Oh, I do so love MURC, you guys always manage to make me smile

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Helevitia
                        Have you been watching That 70's Show?
                        You know it.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • lowlifecat
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1226

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gt40
                          Dude, that's not even funny.
                          Ok, maybe it was.
                          *TWITCH*
                          if you gonna start twitching you better pass along that caffiene over here. *twitch!*
                          /meow
                          Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
                          Asus Striker ][
                          8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
                          Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

                          I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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                          • Claymonkey
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 1871

                            #14
                            mmmmm caffiene.
                            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                            That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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