How US soldiers handle a crappy printer

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    How US soldiers handle a crappy printer

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  • Jessterw
    Style Master, Rtd.
    • Jul 2002
    • 4265

    #2


    I could have thought of a better weapon to use, but hey, whatever gets the job done. Us civilians will just have to fall back on the good ole third story toss
    “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #3

      I bet the bullets were worth more than the printer, thou.
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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      • KvHagedorn
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 10725

        #4
        Originally posted by Jesterzwild
        I could have thought of a better weapon to use
        RPG, baby!.. with a nicer camera angle zoomed in to perfectly witness the utter destruction!

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        • Admiral
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2000
          • 3125

          #5
          Should've sent it to the insurgents

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          • Brian Ellis
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 9623

            #6
            When I was in the army, that would have earned me a couple of years in clink:
            1. Wilful destruction of army property
            2. Unauthorised use of a firearm
            3. Unaccountability of live ammunition
            4. Conduct prejudiciable to the maintenance of good order and military discipline.

            Guess things must be different now.
            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592

              #7
              Nah...US army encourages 'innovation'
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