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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    But seriously now

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a

    valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same

    speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same

    size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a

    helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the

    helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





























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    Answer:



    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
    Lawrence
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    LMAO!!!

    Nice one LvR!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • ND66
      Super MURCer
      • Jan 2006
      • 2001

      #3
      Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592

        #4


        Dr. Mordrid
        Dr. Mordrid
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        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • gt40
          This space for rent
          • Sep 1999
          • 3973

          #5
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #6
            Once again LvR makes us laugh.

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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #7
              FT.

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