Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    Cyber Sex Gone Wrong



    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
  • schmosef
    Super MURCer
    • Dec 2002
    • 5813

    #2
    lol!
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

    Comment

    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      Incest is best
      Dr. Mordrid
      ----------------------------
      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

      Comment

      • SitFlyer
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 2002
        • 7178

        #4
        ROFL

        Comment

        • Jessterw
          Style Master, Rtd.
          • Jul 2002
          • 4265

          #5
          bwahahaha

          Even more amusing because you know something like this has probably happened before.
          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

          Comment

          • agallag
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3201

            #6
            That would've been a good time for him to put on his robe and wizard hat.
            Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

            Comment

            • High_Jumbllama
              Super MURCer
              • Dec 1999
              • 4522

              #7
              Originally posted by Jesterzwild
              bwahahaha

              Even more amusing because you know something like this has probably happened before.
              Worse. Maybe it was on Ripley's. I cannot remember where but a married couple found out that they were brother and sister. Both were adopted out!

              Comment

              • Dr Mordrid
                Moderator
                • Apr 2001
                • 26592

                #8
                I remember that case from CourtTV. Never did see the disposition, but in most of the industrialized world the marriage would be automatically annulled & their relationship illegal; France excepted, of course

                This could change in the US due to the US Supreme Court decision in Lawrence v. Texas. It struck down laws against homosexual sodomy in Texas with a 6-3 majority decision. Civil libertarians feel this opens the door for decriminalizing all adult relationships including bigamy, incest, polygamy, polyandry, polyamory etc.

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
                ----------------------------
                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

                Comment

                • rylan
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 2347

                  #9
                  Only a matter of time until some idiot tries to marry their pet.

                  Comment

                  • Dr Mordrid
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 26592

                    #10




                    At least they're loyal

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 18 July 2006, 16:17.
                    Dr. Mordrid
                    ----------------------------
                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

                    Comment

                    • Brian Ellis
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 9623

                      #11
                      Incest makes the heart grow fonder!

                      France excepted, of course
                      La loi française (Code civil art. 161, 162 et 163) considère qu’il y a inceste entre : ascendants ou descendants ou alliés dans la même ligne génétique, avec son père ou sa mère, son fils ou sa fille, son frère ou sa sœur, son grand-père ou sa grand-mère, son petit-fils ou sa petite-fille.

                      Une décision récente (janvier 2004) interdit également l’adoption d’une enfant née d’un inceste par son père biologique, afin de ne pas reconnaître la parenté conjointe des incestueux.

                      Il est légal de se marier avec son cousin ou sa cousine, il n’y a donc pas d’inceste dans ce cas.
                      My translation:

                      The French law (Civil code art. 161, 162 and 163) considers that incest exists between: ascendents or descendents or relatives in the same genetic line, with his/her father or mother, son or daughter, brother or sister, grandfather or grand mother, grandson or granddaughter.

                      A recent decision (January 2004) also forbids the adoption of a child born of an incestuous relationship by the biological father, to avoid recognition of the related incestuous parenthood.

                      It is legal to marry between cousins, there is therefore no incest in this case.

                      You're very fond of making snide remarks about the French. Why?
                      Brian (the devil incarnate)

                      Comment

                      • az
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9336

                        #12
                        The people I've known so far who found a lot of pleasure in putting others down just had an inferiority complex.
                        There's an Opera in my macbook.

                        Comment

                        • Rakido
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2000
                          • 1313

                          #13
                          i can remember Al Bundy mocking about the french in one episode ... dunno why
                          "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

                          Comment

                          • Byock
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jul 2000
                            • 2328

                            #14
                            hahaha! I too wonder how many times that has happened.
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

                            Comment

                            • Dr Mordrid
                              Moderator
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 26592

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                              You're very fond of making snide remarks about the French. Why?
                              1. Wiki article on incest states this under 'Consensual adult incest: '"In France, incest isn't a crime in itself. Incestuous relations between an adult and a minor are prohibited and punished by law, but not between two minors or two adults."

                              Is this incorrect?

                              2. Because many, many of them are arrogant, annoying & generally PITA's. Not from the media, but from personal experience. It's not all French though; Normandy was quite pleasant and hospitable. Paris was pretty, but the people flat-out sucked.

                              You also have to admit that Mitterand & Chirac et al haven't done them any good on this side of the pond. Even most libs I know can't stand the French, particularly the Parisians.

                              3. My uncle was wounded by French troops when, nonsensically, the Vichy felt it necessary to fire on US forces when they landed @ Safi, Morocco during Operation Torch...even though contact had been made with them to prevent it. There was absolutely no reason; shortly after they quit & it was Champagne and giggles....for some. Pfffftttt

                              Sorry if that disappoints you, but oh well.
                              Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 19 July 2006, 15:24.
                              Dr. Mordrid
                              ----------------------------
                              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

                              Comment

                              Working...