When I was in junior high.....

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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    When I was in junior high.....

    When I was in junior high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

    In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

    In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time.

    So I decided needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything.

    So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless.

    So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

    After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    Now all I want is a girl with big tits.


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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    So true.

    BTW, my ex had big tits.
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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      My wife of many years is passionate, affectionate, stable (well, mostly ) and has big tits
      Dr. Mordrid
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      • Byock
        Super MURCer
        • Jul 2000
        • 2328

        #4
        My wife is nicely endowed. Stable, and plays far too many video games.
        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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        • Kooldino
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 3026

          #5
          pics?

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          • lowlifecat
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2004
            • 1226

            #6
            Originally posted by Kooldino
            pics?
            x2

            if you gonna start teasing the rest of us, might as well make it worth while.
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            • KvHagedorn
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 10725

              #7
              Aesthetically, I like small tits. Not AA cup but maybe A-B. Every girl I have been seriously in love with had Cs or better.. go figure.

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