Overnight caffienation

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  • lowlifecat
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2004
    • 1226

    #1

    Overnight caffienation

    Take 1 x Overnight shift after being on call the whole weekend.
    4 x cups (so far) coffee
    1 x bored pussy
    1 x empty office

    mix all together in a bowl and shake vigourously

    weeeee!!!
    /meow
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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    Just think of all the catnip you'll be able to afford with the cash from the extra shifts! Weeeeeeeee!!!!!
    FT.

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    • lowlifecat
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2004
      • 1226

      #3
      on call check comes in once a quarter, half the bloody pages this weekend where because of spam mail. i don't overly mind since i get paid by the page, it's just annoying.

      i get no shift premiums for overnight and evening shifts.

      ...did you say catnip?!
      /meow
      Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
      Asus Striker ][
      8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
      Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

      I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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      • lowlifecat
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2004
        • 1226

        #4
        3 x cups of coffee later
        1 x finishing all required tasks
        1 x smoke break
        1 x security card left on desk
        1 x call to boss at 3:30 am to come and let the cat back in.

        Weeeeee!!!!
        /meow
        Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
        Asus Striker ][
        8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
        Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

        I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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        • SitFlyer
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2002
          • 7178

          #5
          I see you didn't mention how many cat-naps you took.
          Very wise...

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          • lowlifecat
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2004
            • 1226

            #6
            + 2 x cups of coffee

            catnap?
            /meow
            Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
            Asus Striker ][
            8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
            Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

            I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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            • ND66
              Super MURCer
              • Jan 2006
              • 2001

              #7
              Originally posted by lowlifecat
              3 x cups of coffee later
              1 x finishing all required tasks
              1 x smoke break
              1 x security card left on desk
              1 x call to boss at 3:30 am to come and let the cat back in.

              Weeeeee!!!!


              Could be worse.

              Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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              • Byock
                Super MURCer
                • Jul 2000
                • 2328

                #8
                Bwahahahaha!
                "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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