What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

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  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #1

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

    A hooker will stop screwing you after you die.

    Exchange writes "In Michigan, in Warner Bros. v. Scantlebury, after learning that the defendant had passed away, the RIAA made a motion to stay the case for 60 days in order to allow the family time to "grieve", after which time they want to start taking depositions of the late Mr. Scantlebury's chi...


    Keep digging RIAA .... keep on digging.

    Jammrock
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    Haven't they sued enough people already? Why are they so dammed persistent? Greedy bastards.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #3
      A hooker gives a service commensurate with the money you pay.
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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