"You don't need a teaching certificate to be a substitute, you just need a pulse." 
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Dr. Mordrid
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps -
...as long as the Union allows it .... .
Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggieâ€, until you find a rock! -
Originally posted by Dr Mordrid"You don't need a teaching certificate to be a substitute, you just need a pulse."
Some of them don't have a pulse after school
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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