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  • Jessterw
    Style Master, Rtd.
    • Jul 2002
    • 4265

    #16
    I did forget one other thing...

    The bastards stopped serving honey roasted peanuts
    “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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    • cjolley
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7672

      #17
      Originally posted by Jesterzwild
      ...
      that the airline attendants just aren't as good looking
      ...
      Make your next trip on China Southern
      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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      • Jessterw
        Style Master, Rtd.
        • Jul 2002
        • 4265

        #18
        Well there is this one Japanese-American one that's been on every one of my flights to Japan, save for one (and this is outbound and return)...

        But the old, crazy white lady almost negates the former being there
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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        • ND66
          Super MURCer
          • Jan 2006
          • 2001

          #19
          Originally posted by Jesterzwild
          .....and that the airline attendants just aren't as good looking
          You mean getting older & older.

          I blame the Union for that!
          Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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          • Dr Mordrid
            Moderator
            • Apr 2001
            • 26592

            #20
            I blame Twinkies and chocolate brownies
            Dr. Mordrid
            ----------------------------
            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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            • Greebe
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 8555

              #21
              Bwahahahahahahaha
              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

              "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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              • Brian Ellis
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 9623

                #22
                Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                I blame Twinkies and chocolate brownies
                I hope not the European meaning of Twinkies!

                I was going to attach a pic of one, but the new manage attachments does not allow uploads of jpgs, as I see it.
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                • cjolley
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 7672

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Chrono_Wanderer
                  How safe are the flights though.
                  Well, so far they are doing a lot better than Amtrak.
                  Chuck
                  秋音的爸爸

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                  • lecter
                    Super MURCer
                    • May 2002
                    • 1467

                    #24
                    Singapore Airlines rules...gotta love the oh-so-incorrect but highly pleasing 28 years old cut-off limit for their flight attendants
                    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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                    • KvHagedorn
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 10725

                      #25
                      Originally posted by cjolley
                      Well, so far they are doing a lot better than Amtrak.
                      Did you fall 40,000 feet into the middle of the Pacific Ocean when your train derailed?

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                      • cjolley
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7672

                        #26
                        No, we went off the track at 80mph while I was naked in the shower, in the dark, with a half mile of track being pretzeled 1 foot from my ass.
                        Let's just say I know exactly what an icecube feel like in a martini shaker.
                        It was not fun.



                        [did not make sense]
                        Last edited by cjolley; 3 September 2006, 18:49.
                        Chuck
                        秋音的爸爸

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