Nick the Dragon Slayer

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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Nick the Dragon Slayer

    Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.



    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.



    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.



    Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.



    The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.



    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.



    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.



    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
    FT.
  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • omegaRED
      MURCer
      • Feb 2001
      • 915

      #3
      Rofl
      Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko

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      • KvHagedorn
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 10725

        #4
        ROFLMAO!

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        • Helevitia
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 6628

          #5
          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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          • Claymonkey
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 2000
            • 1871

            #6
            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
            ________________________________________________

            That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              Hehe :P
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • High_Jumbllama
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 1999
                • 4522

                #8
                O M F G !

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                • gt40
                  This space for rent
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 3973

                  #9
                  Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                  • Byock
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jul 2000
                    • 2328

                    #10
                    ROTFL!
                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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