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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Fill 'er Up....

    http://blog.courttv.com/stupid_crime...ated_man_.html

    ‘Inebriated' man tries to fuel up at nuclear power plant

    Instead of gas, one Illinois man's pit stop got him a quick trip to the police station.

    According to Joliet police, Stanislaw Dobrzawski pulled up to an Exelon nuclear power plant around 12:30 a.m. on Oct. 28 and approached the security station, asking for gasoline.

    "For whatever reason, he thought it was a gas station," Will County Sheriff's Department spokesperson Pat Barry said. "The guards noticed that he was totally and completely inebriated and called the police, and the rest is history."

    Barry said he wasn't sure why Dobrzawski tried to fuel up. "Other than being absolutely hammered, we have no idea," he said.
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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #2
    Maybe it should be "fill me up.."

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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    • MultimediaMan
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 1905

      #3
      All he needs...

      A little heavy water with a dash of cesium...

      "It's such a sparking drink..."

      "That's because of the Cherenkov radiation."
      Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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      • Nowhere
        Super MURCer
        • Jun 2002
        • 4830

        #4
        Hmmm...awfully polish-sounding first and second name...

        (let the jokes begin...)

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