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  • Rakido
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2000
    • 1313

    #1

    my preferred search engine

    definitely ...



    "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

  • az
    Moderator
    • Feb 2001
    • 9336

    #2
    c't reader?
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • NetSnake
      MURCer
      • Feb 2001
      • 531

      #3
      cool

      heh, type "take your clothes off!"

      or "are you wet?" hahaah
      Last edited by NetSnake; 14 November 2006, 07:55.

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      • Rakido
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2000
        • 1313

        #4
        @Az: no

        Guess DocM will like that, you should try out words like bomb, rifle, gun ...
        "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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        • Gurm
          MS Fanboy
          • Aug 1999
          • 11460

          #5
          It's like an actual woman. You can't ignore it for more than 30 seconds before it starts going "hello? Are you there? What are you thinking about? Do you love me?"

          On the other hand, try:

          "kiss me"

          "commit suicide"

          or any swear words...

          The reaction to "date rape" is good...
          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

          I'm the least you could do
          If only life were as easy as you
          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
          If only life were as easy as you
          I would still get screwed

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          • Jammrock
            The Berserker
            • Aug 1999
            • 8661

            #6
            bwaaahahahahaha...

            I was experimenting with the profanity responses and tried, "f*** me"

            it's the best one so far.
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Byock
              Super MURCer
              • Jul 2000
              • 2328

              #7
              HAHAHA, that one was good.
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • Claymonkey
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 2000
                • 1871

                #8
                Will have to check this out when I'm at home and not at a client's office.
                Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
                ________________________________________________

                That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                • ZokesPro
                  Serial Murcerer
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  Type conspiracy theories
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • KvHagedorn
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 10725

                    #10
                    My favorite.. type in "you're extremely ugly"

                    When she takes the book out and looks in it, you'll know you've got the response I mean.

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                    • Rakido
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2000
                      • 1313

                      #11
                      and the woman behind Ms. Dewey is:

                      Janina Gavankar is an American actress and musician of Indian and Dutch descent.

                      Gavankar is a classically trained pianist, vocalist, and orchestral percussionist.[1] She majored in Theatre Performance at the University of Illinois at Chicago.[2]

                      At one point, Gavankar was part of a singing group, Endera. They were signed to a subsidiary label of Universal Records and did one album, including a brief tour, before finally disbanding. She collaborated on a music project in India with Pratichee of Viva, Deep, and Navraaz.

                      Gavankar has appeared in theatre, commercials, short films, independent films, as well as Barbershop and its sequel, Barbershop 2: Back in Business. Gavankar was featured in the San Francisco band Recliner's music video for their single "Float Away".

                      Gavankar also plays the role of "Papi" on the fourth season of The L Word, and Ms. Dewey at Microsoft search engine msdewey.com.



                      and don't forget to check a phrase more often, she gives different responses very often


                      R.
                      "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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                      • az
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9336

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                        My favorite.. type in "you're extremely ugly"
                        On the other hand, try "you're bautiful". I like "dance", try it a few times.
                        There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                        • Wulfman
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2000
                          • 1662

                          #13
                          try a few country-names. I just got a "I have been all over the world, back when I was a groupie.. missionary... whatever, depends on who he was".

                          other nice ones: ricardo ("intern day"), iraq ("I'm..."),..

                          mfg
                          wulfman
                          "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
                          "Lobsters?"
                          "Really? I didn't know they did that."
                          "Oh yes, red means help!"

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                          • Dr Mordrid
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 26592

                            #14
                            Janina 1 (NSFW)

                            Janina 2 (NSFW)

                            Janina 3 (NSFW)

                            Janina 4 (NSFW)

                            Janina 5 (NSFW)

                            interview....

                            Movies: "Cup of My Blood"; "Dark"; "Barbershop" 1 & 2; upcoming - "Bull Run"

                            TV: "The L Word"
                            Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 15 November 2006, 10:39.
                            Dr. Mordrid
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                            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                            • NetSnake
                              MURCer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 531

                              #15
                              hey, the celebritymoviearchive ones don't work...

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