One liners...

[lowlifecat]

Same then. I understood, but guess it didn't hit the funny bone just right.

mmmm, road cat makes great stew.

I guess that means you love to eat pussy

[agallag]

I guess that means you love to eat pussy

And you don't?

[Fat Tone]

Murcers can always be relied on to over-analyze things

I can visualise TC doing most of them. Just that image brings a smile to the face.

[gt40]

The delivery could make all the difference

[Byock]

The delivery could make all the difference

X2

[Fat Tone]

I went to a bookshop today with a third off all titles.

I bought "The Lion, the Witch."

[Byock]

Now that is funny.

[Fluff]

Heard this 'joke' when seeing Jimmy Carr at his show in London last sun. It is grim.

What's the difference between football and rape?
Girls don't like football

[Fat Tone]

Yes, it was Jimmy Carr, I think he was on Radio 2 plugging something at the time.

Your joke is disgusting.

[Fluff]

I thought it was disgusting too.

[ND66]

Back to the subject:

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


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[ND66]

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. .

[VJ]

It's not pre-marital sex if you don't intend to get married....