Mills & Boon MUST READ!

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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Mills & Boon MUST READ!

    Mills and Boon are publishers of romantic slush here in the UK. (Maybe worldwide, I don't know).

    The following is an extract from the latest Mills and Boon novel. With writing like this there really is no need for pictures:

    We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to
    have her, and have her now.

    Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.


    Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm. She moaned with despair each time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

    Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long settling sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace.

    I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

    She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, "Baaaa" and rejoined the flock.

    THIS BOOK IS NOW FOR SALE IN NEW ZEALAND, WALES AND CERTAIN PARTS OF DERBYSHIRE.
    FT.
  • dbdg
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 1030

    #2
    rofl

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    • Rakido
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2000
      • 1313

      #3
      double rofl ...
      "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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      • Paddy
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 6067

        #4
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • gt40
          This space for rent
          • Sep 1999
          • 3973

          #5
          That was just baaaaaaad
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • lowlifecat
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2004
            • 1226

            #6
            Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post

            THIS BOOK IS NOW FOR SALE IN NEW ZEALAND, WALES AND CERTAIN PARTS OF DERBYSHIRE.
            ... figures.
            /meow
            Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
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            8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
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            I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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            • Nowhere
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2002
              • 4830

              #7
              rofl, and here I thought I will be just laughing from the part before last line

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              • Jammrock
                The Berserker
                • Aug 1999
                • 8661

                #8
                Bwwwaaaaaahahahahaha! A girl in school used to read trashy novels aloud because they always made me turn red with laughter. This one was uber hilarious!
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • cjolley
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 7672

                  #9
                  ROFL
                  Fat Tone, you baaaaaad boy.
                  Chuck
                  秋音的爸爸

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                  • Fat Tone
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 7579

                    #10
                    Baaaaaloks! Paddy is the Welshman with animals attached to his body.
                    FT.

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                    • Jessterw
                      Style Master, Rtd.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4265

                      #11
                      You sure they aren't testing the local markets in Arkansas and West Virginia?
                      “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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