Feeling old today.

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  • cjolley
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7672

    #1

    Feeling old today.

    The doctor told an 85-year-old-man that the man needed to have a sperm count
    as part of his physical ixam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
    this jar home and bring back a semen samole tomorrow."

    The next day the 85-year-old-man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
    him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
    doctor asked what happened amd the man explained:

    "Well, doc, is's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
    Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
    help as she is pretty good at this. She tried with her right hand, then
    with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teth
    in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called Arleen, the lady
    next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
    even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"



    The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."


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    Chuck
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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #2


    ...
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    • Jon P. Inghram
      Super MURCer
      • Oct 1999
      • 3878

      #3
      LoL!

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #4
        Unfortunately, that kind of thing can be too true to be funny
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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