Joke -in bad taste

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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623
    #1

    Joke -in bad taste

    An ugly, deformed man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

    "What are you so happy about?" asks the Bartender.

    "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

    Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night , all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the Bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

    "Dunno...never found the head."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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    • Helevitia
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 6628
      #2
      LMAO! Good one
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308
          #3
          My kinda humor
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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579
              #4
              LOL
              FT.

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                • dbdg
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 1030
                  #5
                  Rofl

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325
                      #6
                      Ouache!
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                        • TransformX
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 4946
                          #7
                          Eek!
                          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                            • ND66
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 2001
                              #8
                              :d
                              Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                                • High_Jumbllama
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Dec 1999
                                  • 4522
                                  #9

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                                    • jms
                                      Super MURCer
                                      • Sep 1999
                                      • 1040
                                      #10
                                      hehe

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                                        • Dr Mordrid
                                          Moderator
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 26592
                                          #11
                                          Dr. Mordrid
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                                          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                                          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                                            • Wombat
                                              Super MURCer
                                              • Aug 2000
                                              • 9498
                                              #12
                                              I know a longer version of that joke. The punchline isn't "was she pretty?", it's "Did you get a blow job, too?"
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