How to offer your neighbor on the plane a flight to remember:

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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #1

    How to offer your neighbor on the plane a flight to remember:

    1. Take your laptop out of your handbag.
    2. Open it.
    3. Turn it on and take a deep breath.
    4. Make sure your neighbor is peeking at your screen.
    5. Mumble a few words in Arabic.
    6. Lean back, close your eyes and take a deep breath.
    7. Click on this link.: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    I think his arse will remember it the most! *security slaps on latex gloves*

    I love it though, that's awesome!!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • az
      Moderator
      • Feb 2001
      • 9336

      #3
      HAHAHA great!

      Reminds me of a cartoon with two people sitting next to each other on an airplane, one (with laptop) says to the other: "See: I'll open a window now and this thing will crash for sure!"
      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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      • lowlifecat
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2004
        • 1226

        #4
        i wonder what the arabic says?
        /meow
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        • agallag
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3201

          #5
          The arabic doesn't say anything. It's just random typing.

          Funny though.
          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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          • schmosef
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 2002
            • 5813

            #6
            i don't see how this is funny at all.

            "haha, you thought you were going to die!"
            P.S. You've been Spanked!

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              Originally posted by schmosef View Post
              i don't see how this is funny at all.

              "haha, you thought you were going to die!"

              In real life it's not funny at all. But to imagine the situation, that's different, but your entitled to your opinion.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • TransformX
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 2003
                • 4946

                #8
                Originally posted by ZokesPro View Post
                I think his arse will remember it the most! *security slaps on latex gloves*

                I love it though, that's awesome!!

                I think his arse will remember it sooner because he'll crap his pants
                "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                • ND66
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 2001

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TransformX View Post
                  ....Lean back, close your eyes and take a deep breath.....

                  And enjoy the thoughts of being famous just before the Air Marshall bullet hits you right between your eyes… .

                  And this way you’ll be joining the Darwin Awards top 10 list. Kidding or not….. .

                  .
                  Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                  • TransformX
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4946

                    #10
                    Like it would help if it was a real bomb..
                    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                    • Fat Tone
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7579

                      #11
                      See this from the site:

                      * *Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who gave me the idea in their 1997 book, "How to Play in Traffic."
                      TBH, I think its funny in an abstract way, but we've all been watching too much '24' to think that actually doing it would be in anything but bad taste.
                      FT.

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