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  • GNEP
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2002
    • 5241

    #1

    One morning...

    ... Timmy woke up to the sound of construction workers outside his house...
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  • Umfriend
    Crabby Smurf
    • Mar 2001
    • 7308

    #2
    ...Which suprised him as his house was in the middle of the desert of...
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    • GNEP
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 5241

      #3
      ... Tranquility, the rather poorly named suburb of a major city in...
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        Texass...
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          ... ah, yes texas, home of the new sports team...
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #6
            ...ironically called The Texan Titans (

            (EDIT: That's an opening parenthesis, not a typo)
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • GNEP
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2002
              • 5241

              #7
              ironically, because they were in fact a team of dwarf...
              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                ... giants, because dwarf giants have unusally large ....
                Last edited by ZokesPro; 23 February 2007, 08:48.
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • NetSnake
                  MURCer
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 531

                  #9
                  scrotum....

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                  • GNEP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 5241

                    #10
                    which can be used as a coat in cold or wet weather...
                    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                    • Fat Tone
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7579

                      #11
                      .)
                      FT.

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        ... So anyways, the Texas Titans were facing the best team in the league the...
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • Rakido
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2000
                          • 1313

                          #13
                          Desperate Housewives with their unbeaten record of
                          "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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                          • az
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9336

                            #14
                            beating sixty-nine moist vinyl records with one hand-held whale-shaped fly swatter (while wearing wifebeaters).
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                            • Fat Tone
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              routing the flow of this...
                              FT.

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