What kind of woman do you have?

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  • NetSnake
    MURCer
    • Feb 2001
    • 531

    #1

    What kind of woman do you have?

    SERVER-Woman: Always busy when you need her
    WINDOWS-Woman: Everybody admits she is far from perfect but nobody can live without her
    DOS-Woman: Everybody used her at least once but now nobody wants her
    E-MAIL-Woman: 9 out of 10 of what she says is junk
    SCREENSAVER-Woman: Completely useless but fun to look at
    HARD-DISK-Woman: She remembers everything about EVERYTGHING
    VIRUS-Woman: Also known as "the wife", she comes when you least expect it and eats up all your resources. If you attempt to remove her you will lose some files. If you don't you will lose everything

  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #2
    LOL!


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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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