An elderly Jewish couple...

[Brian Ellis]

...from the USA celebrating their retirement, take a trip to the Holy Land. After queuing for a boat trip on the Sea of Galilee, the old boy says "how much for the trip"? the Captain says "50 dollars each" The old couple are appalled at the cost, so the Captain says "you know this is the sea where Jesus walked on the water"? The old girl says " I am not surprised he walked at 50 dollars a trip".........

[ZokesPro]

LOL

[TransformX]

I suspect that's not a joke at all. I believe that's really the way they treat tourists there.