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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Dynamite

    This man comes home feeling pretty frisky after partying with his buddies half the night. He walks into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him. He takes off all of his clothes and says, "Baby you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite."

    His wife opens the window and yells, "Everybody run for your lives, there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom and it only has a three inch fuse."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    Dr. Mordrid
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