Geek Jokes

[TransformX]

A programmer's wife asks him "head for the store and get a salami, oh and if they have eggs, take 10".
Programmer heads for the store and asks, "Got eggs?"
"Yes"
"I'll take 10 salamis".


Same programmer's friend asks for a $500 loan, programmer says "take 512, make it a round number this way".

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[VJ]

A programmer's wife asks him "head for the store and get a salami, oh and if they have eggs, take 10".
Programmer heads for the store and asks, "Got eggs?"
"Yes"
"I'll take 10 salamis".

There is some logic in it...



Jörg