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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    Creative advertisement.

    Just loving it...


    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
  • cjolley
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7672

    #2
    At first I thought you meant it was an ad for Creative and I couldn't figure out what the point was.

    I had to google Durex to get the joke.


    PS Every day is Happy Father's Day.
    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      It should read "For all those using Durex, Happy Fathers day!".

      I've been using the competitors products for a long time without problems and decided to use Durex's products this one time and they have failed on two seperate occasions. I made a formal complaint to the company and they sent me a cheque for 12$. I'm just glad I didn't contract an STD or get anyone pregant when their product failed.

      Durex:
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #4
        I always used those. One did break once, but as a percentage that's pretty darn low.
        FT.

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          I've had 1 in 6 break for Durex, as for the competitor, I've had 0 in 50+.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Fat Tone
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7579

            #6
            Perhaps you bought the ones with anaesthetic inside and wore them out?
            FT.

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              Hehe.

              Maybe I just got a bad batch.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • Wulfman
                Super MURCer
                • Oct 2000
                • 1662

                #8
                @zokes: just stop doing all that kinky stuff - they are just not built for that.

                mfg
                wulfman
                "Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
                "Lobsters?"
                "Really? I didn't know they did that."
                "Oh yes, red means help!"

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                • ND66
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 2001

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wulfman View Post
                  @zokes: just stop doing all that kinky stuff - they are just not built for that.

                  mfg
                  wulfman

                  LOL! Just reminded me of this joke:

                  Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

                  When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

                  The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
                  Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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