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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    I say I say I say...

    My favourite meal is Chicken Tarka.

    It's like Chicken Tikka, only it's a little 'otter.
    FT.
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    That is no way to curry flavour.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      How about:

      A man is walking down the street naked, with a woman on his back.
      A policeman questions him.
      The man explains "I'm going to a fancydress party as a tortoise. This is michelle".
      FT.

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      • gt40
        This space for rent
        • Sep 1999
        • 3973

        #4
        *groan*
        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • Brian Ellis
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 9623

          #5
          Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
          How about:

          A man is walking down the street naked, with a woman on his back.
          A policeman questions him.
          The man explains "I'm going to a fancydress party as a tortoise. This is michelle".
          He would have got to the party faster in a car: a pace faster!
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • Byock
            Super MURCer
            • Jul 2000
            • 2328

            #6
            Oh my.
            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #7
              It's taken me 24 hours, but now I see it. Carapace. Very good.
              FT.

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Who shot who in the what now?
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • Fat Tone
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  JR shot Mr Burns in the ass with the candlestick.
                  FT.

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    You don't say?
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • Brian Ellis
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 9623

                      #11
                      Well, if the candlestick had a lit candle in it, Mr. certainly burns.
                      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        William Shakespeare walked into a bar.
                        The Landlord shouted at him "Get out, you're bard".
                        FT.

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                        • Brian Ellis
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 9623

                          #13
                          You're Avon us on with your word play, wright?
                          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                          • az
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9336

                            #14
                            I don't know who posted this years ago, but while we're on the subject:

                            A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                            • Brian Ellis
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 9623

                              #15
                              His spelling was a boob-boo!
                              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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