Nicole Richie's Memorial Day party e-mail invitation....

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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    Nicole Richie's Memorial Day party e-mail invitation....

    If this is Paris best friend, what do you make of Paris itself?



    From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx > To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
    My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no ****ing clue what Memorial Day really means!!

    Mashas House
    Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
    XXXXX Crest Court
    Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

    There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

    Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks


    Nicole Richie was trying to be sarchastic and funny in a recent e-mail inviting people over for a Memorial Day party she threw with Mischa Barton. Instead, she
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #2


    More stupid celebs, Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo:




    Let's see what will happen here..
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • az
      Moderator
      • Feb 2001
      • 9336

      #3
      I'd still like to go to that party
      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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