What second language would you choose to learn?

[gt40]

I would like to understand the language women speak

I can understand French, Italian and English, and my next choice would be Japanese.
Chinese would probably benefit me more, but I've garnered a dislike of all things chinese for the moment.

[ND66]

I would like to understand the language women speak

LOL!

How can you understand them?!

You know, I do love my wife dearly, but sometimes, when she says something.......... all I have to do is just repeat what she just said.
She’ll listen to it coming from my mouth & she’ll say…………. It’s NOT what I mean.


But she just said it herself……..


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[Lizzard[MPE]]

Japanese or Spanish

[Dr Mordrid]

You know, I do love my wife dearly, but sometimes, when she says something.......... all I have to do is just repeat what she just said.

She’ll listen to it coming from my mouth & she’ll say…………. It’s NOT what I mean.

But she just said it herself……..

Tell me about it

[cjolley]

Chinese, no question about it (Mandarin).
Unfortunately, it is a "difficult" language.

Cantonese is even harder, and less usefull.

[Paddy]

I can speak enough french to get by and my latin is sufficient to help with other european languages. I think the language that I'd most like to learn is 'woman'.

Edit:
Didn't read below GT40's post!

[ND66]

........I would like to understand the language women speak

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........I think the language that I'd most like to learn is 'woman'.

C’mon guys, communication with women easier then you think.

You just need to learn 2 fraises:


#1 Yes dear!

#2 Right away dear!



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[Jessterw]

You've obviously never been asked the, "Does this make me look fat?" question. Phrase #1 would wind you up on the couch and #2 might end you up on the same for - to her mind - not paying attention to her.

Keep in mind, the language of Women is not strictly a spoken one. Indeed, it is far more nuanced than even male body language.

[ND66]

You've obviously never been asked the, "Does this make me look fat?" question.

There isn't a good answer for this question.

The only way to get out of this one safe, is to fake a heart attack, right there on the spot.





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[Jessterw]

Yes, well, you've got me there.

[Elie]

Oh, or Arabic. I believe there is a lot to learn from being able to understand those who might see you as an enemy (and being able to understand all the peaceful arabs and those who sell the oil wouldn't hurt, either). But I don't like its sound.

Yep already know Arabic, it does help, but extremely hard to learn.

Cheers,
Elie

[ZokesPro]

You've obviously never been asked the, "Does this make me look fat?" question.

You can always say "Dear it makes you look really phat! P.H.A.T? Pretty, Hot And Tempting!" Works good if your timing is just right. But the key is the pause between phat! and P.H.A.T? part. If you so happen to pause longer than a fraction of a second (or long enough for her to say something) then your dead. But otherwise it works pretty good. Try it at your own risk.