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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    911 call

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #2


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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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