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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623
    #1

    Not for Byock

    A priest in an Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.


    One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.


    He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.


    During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"


    All the men stood up.


    "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"


    All the women stood up.


    "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"


    Half the women stood up!


    “No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"


    Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325
      #2


      Since when do goats attend church??
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579
          #3
          Hehe. I saw that coming on line 2
          FT.

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            • ND66
              Super MURCer
              • Jan 2006
              • 2001
              #4
              ...

              :d :d :d
              Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328
                  #5
                  hahahaha!!


                  (had to look )
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645
                      #6
                      ughhh....sooooo baaaad.......
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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