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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Skinny-dippers

    An elderly Darwin man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely for social occasions - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    Smart man
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • jms
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 1040

        #4
        hehe lol

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        • DukeP
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 1830

          #5
          Hehehe.

          Nicely thought out.

          ~~DukeP~~

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