Say it with flowers!

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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Say it with flowers!

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, no, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again". The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"
    The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations
    after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three
    days on my back with my legs in the air."
    The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • NetSnake
    MURCer
    • Feb 2001
    • 531

    #2
    ahahhaaha

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