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  • FatBastard
    MURCer
    • May 2007
    • 305

    #1

    Scientology has a private police

    Originally posted by Gurm
    .. some very fair skinned women just have a nasty brown crack no matter what...
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    I'm shocked...SHOCKED I tell you
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • rylan
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 2347

      #3
      Not a surprise... Scientology is full of a bunch of wackjobs.

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      • Elie
        MURC Writer
        • Aug 1999
        • 4420

        #4
        Scientology is not a religion it's an organization! Could be a cult

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          COULD BE?
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • FatBastard
            MURCer
            • May 2007
            • 305

            #6
            Originally posted by Elie View Post
            Scientology is not a religion it's an organization! Could be a cult

            Is there a difference ?
            Originally posted by Gurm
            .. some very fair skinned women just have a nasty brown crack no matter what...

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            • Umfriend
              Crabby Smurf
              • Mar 2001
              • 7308

              #7
              Between what?
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              • Brian Ellis
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 9623

                #8
                A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights, are the aims of Scientology. — L. Ron Hubbard
                "Scientology is both immoral and socially obnoxious...It is corrupt, sinister and dangerous. It is corrupt because it is based on lies and deceit"
                — Justice Latey, ruling in the High Court of London
                "Since 1986 authorities in France, Spain and Italy have raided more than 50 Scientology centers. Pending charges against more than 100 of its overseas church members include fraud, extortion, capital flight, coercion, illegally practicing medicine and taking advantage of mentally incapacitated people."
                - Time Magazine, May 6, 1991
                Scientology's crimes
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                • Dr Mordrid
                  Moderator
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 26592

                  #9
                  "Since 1986 authorities in France, Spain and Italy have raided more than 50 Scientology centers. Pending charges against more than 100 of its overseas church members include fraud, extortion, capital flight, coercion, illegally practicing medicine and taking advantage of mentally incapacitated people."
                  - Time Magazine, May 6, 1991
                  That explains Tom Cruise
                  Dr. Mordrid
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                  An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                  I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                  • Brian Ellis
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 9623

                    #10
                    Maybe on the anti-Scientology organisations should start an ultra-visible worldwide campaign to press the public to boycott all of Cruise's films.

                    Have you thought that the very name is a lie? The study of science??? P_L_E_E_E_Z_E!

                    About 20 years ago, when I was living there, the Lausanne Church of Scientology was involved in a very complex and sordid case of the apparent abduction of a minor who was not the brightest star in the universe. I don't remember the details, but the parents had enormous difficulties trying to get her released from their clutches.
                    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • FatBastard
                      MURCer
                      • May 2007
                      • 305

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Umfriend View Post
                      Between what?

                      A main stream religion and a cult.
                      Originally posted by Gurm
                      .. some very fair skinned women just have a nasty brown crack no matter what...

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                      • Claymonkey
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 1871

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FatBastard View Post
                        A main stream religion and a cult.
                        I repeat Umfriend's question
                        Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                        That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                        • Jammrock
                          The Berserker
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 8661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Claymonkey View Post
                          I repeat Umfriend's question

                          Cults are smaller and wierder. Like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
                          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                          • Claymonkey
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 1871

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jammrock View Post
                            Cults are smaller and wierder. Like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                            I'll give you smaller but I don't know about the weirder. I've done a lot of research into my Catholic roots and the history of the church and bible. Bigger is just often better at hiding the weird... but ALL of them gots them the weird.
                            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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                            That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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                            • FatBastard
                              MURCer
                              • May 2007
                              • 305

                              #15
                              smaller? Scientology has more followers then Judaism.
                              weirder? its a coin toss.
                              Option one: An invisible all powerful god whom nobody ever sow, took some dirt, and did a hokus pokus move, and man was created . then he took a rib form that man, and woman was created. then they both roamed the garden of eden naked until the woman (ex rib) got an apple from a talking snake, realized she was butt naked, and thus got kicked out of the garden of eden , man needed to work for food, and women's age of easy ride birth's came to an end. and that's why we are all basically screwed.
                              Option two: this evil alien called Xenu, fled to earth after a war, and buried the souls of his defeated alien enemies. those tormented souls got into men, and that's why we are all basically screwed.
                              Option three: substitute the all mighty Jewish/Christian/Muslim god with a mash up of a good Italian restaurant,'s menu, substitute heaven's boring golf fields with volcanoes of beer, and all the rest is pretty similar.

                              which is weirder ? don't know.
                              However Spaghetti priests, as well as Scientology ones (what ever they call their spiritual leaders) where never accused prosecuted and convicted with molesting thousands of children.
                              They did not run any "Food For Islam\Christianity programs".
                              and call me innocent , but burning women blamed with black magic is also pretty weird.

                              conclusion? why its obvious. Discordianism is the one true faith, and I should know, I am a Discordian pope.
                              Last edited by FatBastard; 14 August 2007, 01:57.
                              Originally posted by Gurm
                              .. some very fair skinned women just have a nasty brown crack no matter what...

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