(chuck norris) FACT OF THE DAY!
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
God wanted to create the earth in 20 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
When the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
On and on they go, I can post more if you want.
j/k
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One that I do still remember goes somethng like:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Titanium is the new bling!
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My favorite:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.Comment
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