The poet's in me tonight!

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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    The poet's in me tonight!

    The sky was dark,
    The moon was high.
    All alone,
    Just she and I.

    Her hair was soft,
    Her eyes were blue.
    I knew just what,
    She wanted to do.

    Her skin so soft,
    Her legs so fine.
    I ran my fingers,
    Down her spine.

    I didn't know how,
    But I tried my best.
    I started by placing,
    My hands on her breast.

    I remember my fear,
    My fast beating heart.
    But slowly she spread,
    Her legs apart.

    And when I did it,
    I felt no shame.
    All at once,
    The white stuff came.

    At last it's finished,
    It's all over now.
    My first time ever,
    At milking a cow...
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Mehen
    Super Hamburglar
    • May 2002
    • 3395

    #2
    ROFL!

    Very nice!
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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      Hehe, Doh!
      FT.

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      • Fluff
        Super MURCer
        • Apr 2002
        • 1522

        #4
        Must admit I've never thought of what colour eyes cows have.
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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #5
          Fluff. I don't think cows have blue eyes, but it's gotta rhyme
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          • Jon P. Inghram
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 1999
            • 3878

            #6
            GIS for "cow eye":



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            • TnT
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 1644

              #7
              Nice on Brian. Very whimsical, perfect for the "mood" at the end.
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