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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Golf!!!

    Last summer Ed met a woman while on holiday and fell head over heels in love with her.

    On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk how they would continue the relationship.

    It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his Lady friend. . "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

    "Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

    "I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    Better than Mrs Bobbit - a Slicer!
    FT.

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