Barbie

[Brian Ellis]

On his way home a father remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

At a toy store he asked the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"

The salesperson answered, "Which one? We Have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asked: " Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the Others only $19.95?"

Annoyed, the salesman answered:
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer,
and
Ken's Best Friend........

[Dr Mordrid]

Ain't it the truth

[Lizzard[MPE]]

For the record Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, and Ken's Computer was probably bought by Barbie in the first place