"How To Better Understand Women"

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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    "How To Better Understand Women"

    There should be a class in college on this one…


    LINK…


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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Too true to be funny.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Claymonkey
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 2000
      • 1871

      #3
      have to agree with Brian. I still smirked though
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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      • High_Jumbllama
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 4522

        #4
        How about this one:
        She says: I am cold.
        What she means: Close the window. It does not matter if you are hot. If you love me you will do this for me. I will remember this if you do not do it.

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        • Dr Mordrid
          Moderator
          • Apr 2001
          • 26592

          #5
          Amen to all of the above
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #6
            Originally posted by High_Jumbllama View Post
            How about this one:
            She says: I am cold.
            Translation: "Hug me." Or the one that rhymes with that
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • rylan
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 2347

              #7
              Hrm I get a 404 page not found from break.com

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              • ND66
                Super MURCer
                • Jan 2006
                • 2001

                #8
                404 Page Not Found

                We're sorry, but the page you attempted to find was not found on Break.com.
                To help you in find what you're looking for please click on one of the links below.

                I think someone might have said "FINE, GO AHEAD!" to the guys running that site.


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                Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                • High_Jumbllama
                  Super MURCer
                  • Dec 1999
                  • 4522

                  #9
                  Originally posted by az View Post
                  Translation: "Hug me." Or the one that rhymes with that
                  They're all in the class of stating a fact and expecting you to infer a question.

                  I've seen this with insignificant others, coworkers and family members. ****ing pisses me off.

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