Message from the Devil Incarnate

[Brian Ellis]

As a foretaste of what awaits you in the next life

[Tjalfe]

can you send some of that heat my way?.. could use it to clear my driveway

[Elie]

@ Brian, nice pic, I hope I don't end up there, too hot for me

@ Tjalfe, You too eh?

I get a few guys on my street to shovel the snow using their truck, they are in the business so it worked out perfectly.

I'm going to put some snow tires on my cars now.

[Tjalfe]

Yup.. me too. Sucks when the driveway is long and with a hedge on one side and a house on the other.. does not leave much room for the snow. If it continues like this, I may go ahead and buy a snow blower. Luckily I put on my winter tires on Tuesday

[Fat Tone]

The Devil lies, as usual. Hell is not fire and brimstone, but an absence of god.

Sorry guys, it'll probably still snow.

Back on your heads.

[Dr Mordrid]

Exactly. The major manifestation of "Hell" as described by Jesus is the separation from God and the loss of his Word.

[Elie]

Talk about hell, after I changed the tires, washed the car, got a new sticker for the plate, on my home in the left turne lane at an intersection, this stupid lady in front of me decided to reverse why? because her husband asked to buy something.

She put the car in reverse drove backward until she hit me. I was honking, lights and everythign, but nooooo.
Now my BMW needs the hood fixed, the bumper replaced possibly the headlight assembly.

Damn @&^%$#@*&#@*& b***h
Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!

She said she wants to pay for everything, and not go through insurance, I think she'll be surprised when she finds out how much the bill will end up. I'm going to my body shop guy to get it looked at.

Sheeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jammrock]

I've already been kicked out of there.

[lowlifecat]

i've been perma banned from there

Maybe Brian can clear my bad name

[DukeP]

I wonder if an afterlife in hell is better than no afterlife at all?

I think not.

Good thing Im an Atheist.

~~DukeP~~

[Brian Ellis]

OK, I'll tell you what it is. Lausanne has a new station for putting a value on household rubbish, by incinerating it and generating electricity from the heat produced. Using my influence as a UNEP consultant, I was able to visit it and was very impressed (I'll publish a web page on it after I get back home). I took this photo of the inside of one of the incinerators, via a window, of course!

[Brian Ellis]

Good thing Im an Atheist.

I never say, "There is no God!" loudly, in case He hears me

[Mehen]

I never say, "There is no God!" loudly, in case He hears me

Well put!

[Nowhere]

...Hell is not fire and brimstone, but an absence of god.
...

Exactly. The major manifestation of "Hell" as described by Jesus is the separation from God and the loss of his Word.

I wonder if an afterlife in hell is better than no afterlife at all?

I think not.

Good thing Im an Atheist.

~~DukeP~~

Well, DukeP, according to the views above we'll be ok anyway - it won't be any worse than it is now!