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  • Dr Mordrid
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    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    There goes her perfect ass....

    Jessica Alba is preggers

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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    I guess Kooldino will be crossing her off his list now then
    FT.

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    • High_Jumbllama
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 4522

      #3
      Hmm but certain other parts will get larger.

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      • VJ
        Moderator
        • Mar 2001
        • 9733

        #4
        Belly?



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        • Tjalfe
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          • Nov 2002
          • 3053

          #5
          soon comes the boob fairy
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          • Strahd
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            • Jun 2000
            • 960

            #6
            Mmmm milk filled boobies. Gotta love em.
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            • Gurm
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              • Aug 1999
              • 11460

              #7
              GOD DAMN yes. Err... I mean... *ahem*

              Anyway, she was probably already too fat for Kooldino.
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              • Umfriend
                Crabby Smurf
                • Mar 2001
                • 7308

                #8
                Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
                I guess Kooldino will be crossing her off his list now then
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                • Nowhere
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 4830

                  #9
                  You know, there are single mothers in dorms who can keep themself in shape

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                  • ND66
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 2001

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nowhere View Post
                    You know, there are single mothers in dorms who can keep themself in shape
                    As you said, "single mothers"......

                    They still need to attach to someone... .



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                    • Nowhere
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 4830

                      #11
                      Seeing what happens in showbuisness she'll be single in no time

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                      • ND66
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 2001

                        #12
                        The "single mothers in dorms who can keep themself in shape" is who I had in mind....

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                        Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                        • Kooldino
                          Super MURCer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 3026

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
                          I guess Kooldino will be crossing her off his list now then
                          Damn straight.

                          But in a year and a half, she'll likely be back in shape.

                          Haha.

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                          • Kooldino
                            Super MURCer
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 3026

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Gurm View Post
                            Anyway, she was probably already too fat for Kooldino.

                            This is exactly what I was talking about in the JLH thread. Just because I don't like girls with flab on them doesn't mean that I'm into the anorexic look.

                            I see this all the time.

                            Person A: <Insert girl's name> is hot!

                            Person B: Yeah, but she could afford to tone up a bit. She's got some flab on her stomach and butt.

                            Person A: OMG, I'm sorry she's not 70lbs like the girls you're into!!!111oneoneone

                            Person B: Huh? Who said anything about 70lb girls? I just don't find a gut appealing on a gal.

                            Anyway, FWIW, Jessica Alba's body (was) good...though I gotta say I prefer Jessica Biel's body.

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