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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946
    #1

    6 truths of life:

    1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

    2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

    3) The first truth is a lie.

    4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

    5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

    6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
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    • FatBastard
      MURCer
      • May 2007
      • 305
      #2
      Originally posted by TransformX View Post
      1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
      You can if you're in your 70s.
      Originally posted by Gurm
      .. some very fair skinned women just have a nasty brown crack no matter what...

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        • Brian Ellis
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 9623
          #3
          But I can simultaneously touch my tongue with all my teeth; doesn't that count?
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • ND66
              Super MURCer
              • Jan 2006
              • 2001
              #4
              Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
              But I can simultaneously touch my tongue with all my teeth; doesn't that count?

              Refer to point #2.... ???


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              Last edited by ND66; 18 December 2007, 07:47.
              Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                • Umfriend
                  Crabby Smurf
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 7308
                  #5
                  I'm with Brian: we did not try. We just know.
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                    • ND66
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 2001
                      #6
                      Hey, it was only a tease..... .


                      .
                      Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308
                          #7
                          Hey, likewise
                          Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
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                            • Technoid
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 7645
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TransformX View Post
                              1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

                              2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

                              3) The first truth is a lie.

                              4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

                              5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

                              6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.
                              Apparently since you forwarded it to this forum, you are the smiling idiot
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                                • Claymonkey
                                  Super MURCer
                                  • Dec 2000
                                  • 1871
                                  #9
                                  I fell for it and then made someone else fall for it....
                                  Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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