How do you pack a 140 pound deer into a BMW convertible?

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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #1

    How do you pack a 140 pound deer into a BMW convertible?





    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
  • Mehen
    Super Hamburglar
    • May 2002
    • 3395

    #2
    Jesus!!!
    - any word on how fast they were going?
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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      Wouldn't a small lead weight behind the ear have been less messy?
      FT.

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592

        #4
        Deerburger
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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          I find it fits better in the trunk.
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          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Fat Tone
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7579

            #6
            Yes but then there's no room for the roof to fold away.
            FT.

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            • Strahd
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 960

              #7
              Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
              Yes but then there's no room for the roof to fold away.

              LOL

              How the hell is that all the damage the car sustained?
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              • Tjalfe
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 2002
                • 3053

                #8
                Originally posted by Strahd View Post
                LOL

                How the hell is that all the damage the car sustained?

                I think the key here is that it is not a north American build car
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                • ND66
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 2001

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Mordrid View Post
                  Deerburger

                  More like Bambi burger.

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                  • KRSESQ
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2000
                    • 3224

                    #10
                    Talk about getting toothpaste back into the tube!

                    Kevin

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                    • Helevitia
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 6628

                      #11
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • Jessterw
                        Style Master, Rtd.
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4265

                        #12
                        This was making its way around work a couple weeks back. Damn gruesome, but I couldn't help but study it for awhile trying to figure out how exactly the deer worked its way in like that.
                        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                        • cjolley
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7672

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jessterw View Post
                          This was making its way around work a couple weeks back. Damn gruesome, but I couldn't help but study it for awhile trying to figure out how exactly the deer worked its way in like that.
                          I wondered that too. Do BMWs use serpentine belts?
                          Partly the speed and angle of the impact, partly sucked in by the serpentine belt?

                          I have not been able to find the original story on the web.
                          Chuck
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                          • VJ
                            Moderator
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 9733

                            #14
                            A friend of mine once it a bird with his car... But just as luck would have it: right at the air intake of his turbo: it sucked many feathers into the engine, which turned out to be a costly repair.

                            But that deer thing is odd.

                            And it reminds me of a Simpson dialog (the family is in the car when they hit a deer):
                            Homer: D'Oh
                            Marge: A deer!
                            Lisa: A female deer!


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                            • Brian Ellis
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 9623

                              #15
                              Originally posted by VJ View Post
                              A friend of mine once it a bird with his car... But just as luck would have it: right at the air intake of his turbo: it sucked many feathers into the engine, which turned out to be a costly repair.
                              No air filter? Sucking dust into the engine will hone the cylinders a nice oval shape in a few thousand km!!!
                              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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