"Miracle"

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    "Miracle"



    I suspect a lot of journalese in the article, but the supposed fact that the kid had a Q-tip in his lug'ole for several years is incredible. Have the quacks never heard of otoscopes in his neck of the woods?
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    Unbelievable.

    Although: He said: "If he was playing down the garden I would have to shout for him eight or nine times before he would respond.

    "But now he has 100% hearing and he's just a normal boy again."...so we still have to shout eight or nine times
    FT.

    Comment

    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308

      #3
      LOL, so true.
      Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
      [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

      Comment

      • Gurm
        MS Fanboy
        • Aug 1999
        • 11460

        #4
        Nice medicine you guys got over there. Here if the child can't hear 100% in the 1st grade, they run a battery of tests, and see multiple specialists. There? Oh, q-tips can linger INSIDE THE AUDITORY CAVITY for years? Nice.
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

        Comment

        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579

          #5
          I wonder what sort of doctors they employ in SW Wales. Hmmm....what IS Paddy up to these days?
          FT.

          Comment

          • Paddy
            Super MURCer
            • Mar 2000
            • 6067

            #6
            yeah... my bad.


            OK. The smallest thing that should go in your ear is your elbow. So he should never have been using cotton buds in the first place. His hearing loss can't have been 'significant' as he has normal speach development and has survived in mainstream schooling. It is feasible that the tip was covered with wax and therefore not visible with an otoscope, not that it makes it any better.

            I suspect that this has been blown all out of proportion. But yes, it does make me feel silly
            Last edited by Paddy; 29 January 2008, 12:33.
            The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

            Comment

            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #7
              Seriously? Its possible to have something THAT big go unnoticed? Why wouldn't the wax have been removed? I know my mother who has some hearing problems (operations on both mastoids) has hers syringed whenever the hearing loss gets more significant.

              And who amongst us can honestly day they don't clean their ears with buds from time to time? In fact, I think I'll go do it now
              FT.

              Comment

              • Umfriend
                Crabby Smurf
                • Mar 2001
                • 7308

                #8
                I am at a loss. What is the problem with cotton buds for cleaning ones ears? Or are cotton buds not what I think they are? To let a toddler play with these, yes, that is silly.

                BTW, over here they test for hearing problems regularly as of, IIRC, 12 months of age.
                Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

                Comment

                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
                  And who amongst us can honestly say they don't clean their ears with buds from time to time?
                  Me! Not from time to time, but very regularly.

                  As a kid, I had terrible problems with wax with considerable hearing loss requiring syringing every 2 or 3 months. This continued until I was about 30 when it eased off somewhat. Even now, at 75, it still happens, but the good-ole daily Q-tip with the occasional application of a medication keeps it under control without syringing. Thinking of cause and effect, on two occasions I stopped using the buds for several weeks, but the build-up of wax continued unabated. Just a natural secretion that is perhaps slightly greater than average.

                  I doubt whether my elbow would have been of much help!
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

                  Comment

                  • Fat Tone
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 7579

                    #10
                    I think its just common sense. Its too easy to push too hard and burst the drum, and too easy to get your arm knocked whilst you are rooting around.

                    Cotton buds are also known as q-tips.
                    FT.

                    Comment

                    • Umfriend
                      Crabby Smurf
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 7308

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
                      I think its just common sense. Its too easy to push too hard and burst the drum, and too easy to get your arm knocked whilst you are rooting around.

                      Cotton buds are also known as q-tips.
                      We're talking about hygiene here, right? Not self-mutulation. You guys make it sound like you could be the subject of some rather interesting u2b-videos.
                      Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                      [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

                      Comment

                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        So even 'youtube' is too long to type now? What is the world coming to? Maybe you are too busy rooting around your ear canal to press the 4 extra keys?
                        FT.

                        Comment

                        • Umfriend
                          Crabby Smurf
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 7308

                          #13
                          YOUTUBE, there! No go and clean out your ears!
                          Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                          [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

                          Comment

                          • Fat Tone
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7579

                            #14
                            no need to shout, now I've done that
                            FT.

                            Comment

                            • Gurm
                              MS Fanboy
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 11460

                              #15
                              Good God, folks.

                              I hear that tired old sawhorse "don't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear" ALL THE TIME from the healthcare community... but only from nurses and the uninformed. I Q-tip both ears EVERY day. Julie probably does every couple, she doesn't get waxy quite the way I do. We do the kids once every couple weeks - CAREFULLY.

                              If you're putting it in far enough to touch the eardrum, you're DOING IT WRONG.

                              And frankly, I have to do it - my psoriasis extends into my ear canals, and there's only one effective way to deliver cortisone... you guessed it...
                              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                              I'm the least you could do
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I would still get screwed

                              Comment

                              Working...