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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    The lecture

    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

    Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly; he pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

    "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

    She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies".
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • DukeP
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 1830

    #2
    Ahh, yes. Teaching and jokes. Its a tough cocktail.

    ~~DukeP~~

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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #3
      Roflao :d
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #4
        Originally posted by DukeP View Post
        Ahh, yes. Teaching and jokes. Its a tough cocktail.

        ~~DukeP~~
        Amen to that. You have to be VERY careful these days.
        FT.

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Hahaha! Never heard that one before!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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