Plastic surgery train wreck

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Plastic surgery train wreck

    Holysh*t!!

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    Is this the scariest picture EVER of the Bride of Wildenstein?

    If proof were needed that money can't buy everything, look no further.
    Rich divorcee Jocelyne Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but suceeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.
    Clearly her strange looks have not completely scared off all male attention, as the scary-looking 62-year-old was out with a male companion enjoying an intimate dinner on Wednesday night.

    The American socialite has been nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein and dubbed the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.

    Miss Wildenstein famously embarked on a radical amount of cosmetic procedures, after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband would leave her.

    Bizarrely she based her remodelled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved, as she decided that he might find her more attractive if she became "more feline".

    The first time Wildenstein saw his newly-sculpted wife, he was said to have screamed in horror, unable to recognise her.

    According to the Daily Telegraph he said: "She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house."

    After finding her husband in the marital bed with a 19-year-old Russian model she divorced him and was awarded millions of dollars.

    Ex-husband Alec Wildenstein, died on Monday aged 67.


    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 20 February 2008, 10:47.
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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #2
    Not Holysh*t!! Unholysh*t!!
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      She's even got hairplugs, FUGLY!!!!
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      • Umfriend
        Crabby Smurf
        • Mar 2001
        • 7308

        #4
        Whomever agreed to do that should have his/her license revoked. At the least. Otherwise, who is this woman anyway? Why is the name of the perpetrator not given, that would be interesting as would the line of defense.
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        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579

          #5
          On seeing the pics I fully expected this to be a story about surgery gone wrong, post-op infections etc. Yuck.
          FT.

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          • Byock
            Super MURCer
            • Jul 2000
            • 2328

            #6
            Can you imagine waking up next to that? I would scream...
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            • KRSESQ
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 3224

              #7
              The first time Wildenstein saw his newly-sculpted wife, he was said to have screamed in horror, unable to recognise her.
              "Surprise, darling!"

              Bizarrely she based her remodelled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved, as she decided that he might find her more attractive if she became "more feline".
              Didn't work.

              Kevin

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              • KRSESQ
                Super MURCer
                • Feb 2000
                • 3224

                #8
                After finding her husband in the marital bed with a 19-year-old Russian model she divorced him and was awarded millions of dollars.
                And he probably would have considered it a bargain at twice the price.

                Kevin

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                • rylan
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 2347

                  #9
                  Uuuuuhhhhh... WTF?!?!

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                  • Elie
                    MURC Writer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 4420

                    #10
                    oh man!!!! I had to see this right after I had my lunch trying my best to keep it in

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      At first I thought she was a burn vic, but then again I have seen her before....
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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                      • Evildead666
                        Super MURCer
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 3116

                        #12
                        Yes, the horrors of plastic surgery...

                        That is just soooooooooooooooo scary...how the hell can you look yourself in the mirror ?
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                        • Kooldino
                          Super MURCer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 3026

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KRSESQ View Post
                          And he probably would have considered it a bargain at twice the price.

                          Kevin

                          lmao.

                          I've seen the "cat woman" before on some plastic surgery show...but now her face looks swollen and more crooked. Scary.

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