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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Married Life

    3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
    about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
    all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask
    over their eyes .


    After a few days they meet again.....


    The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back
    home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He
    saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we
    made love all night long



    The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
    and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
    and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
    anything.....but we had wild sex all night



    The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my
    mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super
    stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work,
    opens the door and says:








    'Alright Batman, what's for dinner?'
    FT.
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    Dr. Mordrid
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    • DukeP
      Super MURCer
      • Nov 1999
      • 1830

      #3
      Ugly - because its true.

      ~~DukeP~~

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #4
        I sympathise with the married man: S&M is a turn-OFF for me!
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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