Bush, Kennedy, Blair, Clinton in hell!
George W.Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here' says the Devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you! You definitely have to stay here though, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and you can take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George reluctantly agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In there was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air, such was his fate in hell.
'No!' George said, 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.'
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared.
'No! I've got this problem with my back. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George.
The devil then opened the third door. In it was Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms and legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I could handle this!'
The devil smiled and said ....'Monica, you're free to go!'
'I don't know what to do here' says the Devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you! You definitely have to stay here though, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and you can take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George reluctantly agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In there was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air, such was his fate in hell.
'No!' George said, 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.'
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared.
'No! I've got this problem with my back. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George.
The devil then opened the third door. In it was Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms and legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I could handle this!'
The devil smiled and said ....'Monica, you're free to go!'
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