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  • ND66
    Super MURCer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2001

    #1

    When I grow up...

    I want to be like mommy!!!

    When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below.

    Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman.

    So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning. (read Mom's reply below the picture)



    Dear Mrs. Jones,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

    I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.

    I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.

    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

    From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. &n bsp;Smith
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    LOL! I don't believe Mommy
    FT.

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    • cjolley
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7672

      #3
      Link please?

      I must add, though, that this has Snopes written all over it.
      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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      • ND66
        Super MURCer
        • Jan 2006
        • 2001

        #4
        Originally posted by cjolley View Post

        ...I must add, though, that this has Snopes written all over it....

        You just have to spoil the party, huh?!


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        Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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        • WxDude
          MURCer
          • May 2000
          • 120

          #5
          I originally saw it on Failblog

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