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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Duh!

    More public funds wasted

    BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • cjolley
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7672

    #2
    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592

      #3
      Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
      Ain't it the truth

      Once again proof that science and the grant process needs a healthy dose of common sense.
      Dr. Mordrid
      ----------------------------
      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • VJ
        Moderator
        • Mar 2001
        • 9733

        #4
        Imagine:
        at the doctors:
        "Doctor, I have a headache... Can you subscripe some pills?"
        "No, but I'll give you a list of swearwords..."

        at the chemist:
        "Is this aspirine any good?"
        "Na, that is old school. What you need is this."
        "A piece of paper?"
        "Yep, that will be 15 euro"
        "WTF? Hey, my headache is over!"
        "Rats, again no sale..."

        And in the future:
        "We are seeing pains that are resistent to some swearwords..."
        "Quick, file for a research grant that will allow us to invent some new ones!"
        pixar
        Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579

          #5
          LOL. I don't know about you guys but if I hurt myself and dont swear, you know its serious!
          FT.

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          • VJ
            Moderator
            • Mar 2001
            • 9733

            #6
            Yes, there is truth in that...
            But itsn't there some "delayed swearing", once the accident has sunk in?
            pixar
            Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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