Stupid criminal gets it from oldsters....

[Dr Mordrid]

Two from Detroit, both committed by the same 14 y/o punk....

Link...

In the first he first stole a 95 year old guys car, then the rental, but on his 3rd trip to the table the old man beat the crap out of him with a huge car bodywork file

In the second he carjacked a 94 year old gals car, but not before she took a big chunk out of his arm with a bite

[COLD]

You should have read with your good eye Doc...

It was a 19 y/o punk, the 14 y/o was the lookout

[Dr Mordrid]

Gotcha, but either way....they were had by a 95 and a 94 year old!

[Brian Ellis]

Nonagenarians driving?????????????????????????????????????

[Dr Mordrid]

In Michigan eldsters are tested yearly, so if they can pass the test....

And when you think about it some folks are "old" at 50 while others are spry as hell, attacking the world head first at very advanced numerical ages.

Our family is full of them. My grandfather had his license up to age 104 when he died of a heart attack while mowing his lawn (push mower, not gas). Too bad....he had a date with a hot 65 year old femme later that week & was looking forward to getting some action

[KRSESQ]

I worked with a guy years ago whose grandfather died of a heart attack behind the wheel at 95, on his way to the liquor store to get a six pack of beer and some cigars.

Those things always kill you eventually.

Kevin