Praying for Leroy

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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Praying for Leroy

    "Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

    Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

    Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, and prays for Leroy.

    After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"
    FT.
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    Dr. Mordrid
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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #3
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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